December 2009
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Why We Should Be Eating Horses Instead of Riding... →
You could seriously fuck shit up with this thing - If I had a penis like that I’d use it to play badminton or maybe hang wind chimes from it.
Awkward Family Photos →
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Trees are poems
that earth writes upon the sky,
We fell them down
and turn...
– Kahlil Gibran
"Bizarre" Octopuses Carry Coconuts as Instant... →
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When Google Runs Your Life →
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The nightmare of reporting on the climate talks →
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To say that force is sometimes necessary is not a call to cynicism – it is a...
– Obama, Acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize
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I must say I like bright colours. I cannot pretend to feel impartial about the...
– Winston Churchill
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Can My iPod Make This Airplane Explode? →
27b/6 →
The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware.